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Assalamualaikum WBT

Orang putih cakap, laugh is the best medcine. Since stress is coming along the way, let's have a stop for a while and laugh.


SAPE HEBAT
Man : Bapa aku hebat. Dia polis. Semua orang takut ngan dia.
Ali : Eleh, bapa aku lagi terer. Kalau dia suruh orang tunduk, mesti orang tu tunduk.
Man : Wow! Bapa kau keja apa?
Ali : Tukang gunting rambut.

KELAS BI
Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?
Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyakkat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adikjer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik bulan.

SUDU
Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.
Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.
Doktor : Kenapa?
Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.

MAYAT
Cikgu : Hasan,sambungkan 2 ayat ini menjadi satu. 'Ali menaiki
basikal ke sekolah. Ali ternampak mayat.'
Hasan : Ali ternampak mayat menaiki basikal ke sekolah.

TIRU
Cikgu : Encik,anak awak didapati meniru Ali dalam exam.
Bapa : Apa bukti awak?
Cikgu : Encik tengok soalan nombor 4 nie. Siapakah menemui Pulau Pinang?Seman tulis "Saya tak tahu"dan anak encik tulis "Kalau engkautak tahu, aku lagi la tak tahu".

DOKTOR
Suatu petang datang seorang lelaki berumur ke kelinik ENT , kerana telinganyadi masuki biji kacang hijau semasa dia membeli barang dapur di pasar.
Doktor : "Selamat petang..."
Pesakit : "Selamat petang Doktor!"
Doktor : " Ada masaalah apa ....?"
Pesakit : "Telinga saya dimasuki biji kacang hijau, Doktor..."
Doktor : "Biar saya periksa telinga anda!"
setelah diperiksa... .
Doktor : " Ada2 cara untuk mengeluarkan biji tersebut..."
Pesakit : "Apa caranya doktor?"
Doktor : "Pembedahan kecil kosnya 2 ribu ringgit dan pilihan kedua
pula percuma..."
Pesakit : "Mahal sangat Doktor, kalau yang percuma bagaimana?"
Doktor : "Yang percuma kena sabar..."
Pesakit : "Baik, saya sabar, dan bagaimana caranya...?"
Doktor : "Anda sirami telinga anda 2 kali sehari dan nanti jika
sudah jadi tauge' anda tinggal tarik keluar."
Pesakit : "Huh

Assalamualaikum WBT

Layankan lagu ni... kalau rajin, tgk la lirik dia kat bawah tuu. One of my favourite song. The right song to express my feeling right now.



Everything so boring
everyone's so fake
and everybody's empty
and everything is so messed up
Pre-occupied without you
I cannot live at all
My whole world surrounds you
I stumble and I crawl

you could be my someone
you could be my scene
know that I'll protect you from all of the obscene
wonder what you're doing
imagine where you are
there's oceans in between us but that's not very far

CHORUS
can u take it all away
can u take it all away
when u shoved it in my face
explain again to me
can u take it all away
can u take it all away
when u shoved it in my face

everyone is changing
there's noone left that's real
so make up your own ending
and let me know just how you feel
coz I am lost without you
I cannot live at all
my whole world surrounds you
I stumble and I crawl

You could be my someone
you could be my scene
know that I will save you from all of the unclean
wonder what you're doing
wonder where you are
there's oceans in between us but that's not very far

chorus
can u take it all away
can u take it all away
when u shoved it in my face
explain again to me
can u take it all away
can u take it all away
when u shoved it in my face
explain again to me

nobody told me what to find
nobody told me what to say
noone showed you where to turn
told you where to run away
nobody told you where to hide
nobody told you what to say
noone showed u where to turn
showed you where to run away

chorus
can u take it all away
can u take it all away
when u shoved it in my face
explain again to me
can u take it all away
can u take it all away
when u shoved it in my face
explain again to me
explain again to me
explain again to me

p/s: aku tahu... makin kuat seseorang itu, makin besar ujian dia. apa yang aku luahkan kat sini adalah berbentuk peribadi. dengan menulis aku mampu ilangkan 'bengkek' yg terbuku di hati.

Assalamualaikum WBT

Gimme a break guys. Like i have nothing else to think about. If you can done it by yourself (or with the help of others) please do so. Enough with this mess already. I don't need another. Make your own effort la. Jangan nak mengarah orang sana sini je. Aku buat kerja ikhlas. Jangan sampai ikhlas aku tu ilang. K.

p/s: need a vacation to a place like this

Assalamualaikum WBT

Ramai antara kita tak perasan bahawa ayat-ayat penulisan atau percakapan kita adalah benda hidup. Setiap ayat menjadi cerminan perasaan kita ketika itu. Bahkan kalau pakar-pakar bahasa macam aku boleh mengenal karekter individu hanya berdasarkan ayat yang mereka gunakan sehari-hari. Berhati-hatilah dengan ayat-ayat atau kata-kata anda kerana ia mampu mambangun atau membunuh.

p/s: ble nak dpt Mitsubishi Lancer Evo neyh :D

Assalamualaikum WBT

Banyak peristiwa yang terjadi kat orang sekeliling aku. Aku pon kena tempelak jugak sket.

Take a deep breath, give ur mind some time to think. An advice for myself and others :D